It’s hard to keep a secret when you’re having so much fun
Makes it even worse when you’re the only one
You’d be the envy of the neighborhood if only they knew
They’d all come to your house every day just after school
They’d think you’re cool…

CHORUS
You’re ridin’ in your hovercar
The smoothest ride in town
While others sit in traffic jams
You just glide around
Kickin’ back and whistlin’
Like you never had a care
You’re pushin’ on a cushion of air

Ever since you got it all your doors are locked up tight
If you need to wash it gotta wait til late at night
Stayin’ off the beaten path, you pray nobody sees
If they knew how much it cost, they’d stutter, gag and wheeze
It’s not nice to tease

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BRIDGE (spoken)
You’d love to take a friend
But you’re afraid they’d probably tell
Keepin’ this thing quiet’s quite a feat
At least you’ve got your trusty dog
Who loves to ride along
Now, if he’d just stop droolin’ on the seat!

Every fancy feature that your little heart can dream
Music, navigation and computer screens
Drownin’ in technology, it seems so complete
Who’d-a thought they couldn’t make some room to fit more seats?
Too many treats…

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©1997 Chuck Brown