We all went out to a restaurant
Ordered some food with our friends
Tacos, burritos and nachos
Sauces and cheeses and blends
The air filled with chatter and laughter
And tunes with a Mexican feel
But right in the midst of our dinner
Lots of us giggled and squealed

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Tya tore a tortilla
And left a big mess on the floor
Nicki squirted the hot sauce
It flowed like a stream to the door
Stevie toppled his cola
As Ashley spilled her chips and cheese
Terri slopped guacamole
And then slipped and fell slick as you please 

He burst like fire from the kitchen
Flashing a manager’s glare
He barked in no uncertain terms that
We’d worn our welcome out there
So, that was our trip to the restaurant
We left there in a good mood
But Tya sure trashed our fiesta
The minute she messed up her food

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